Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Signs, Part 2

Signs Seen Here and There (Part 2)

  • At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
  • On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
  • At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
  • On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
  • In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
  • On a house's fence: "Salespeople welcome! Dog food is expensive."
  • At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
  • Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
  • In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
  • At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
  • In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
  • In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
  • At a propane filling station: "Tank heaven for little grills."

Thought for the Day

Any time that things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

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