Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Signs, Part 1

Signs Seen Here and There (Part 1)

On a plumbing company's van: "A flush beats a full house!"
A sign at a little restaurant: "Eat here or we'll both starve!"
In the bathroom of a mom and pop store: "We aim to please, so, you aim too, please."
Sign on a retail store door: "PUSH. If it doesn't open, PULL. If it still doesn't open, WE ARE CLOSED."
On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband 'fixed.'"
Pizza shop slogan: "Seven days without pizza makes one weak."
Another pizza shop slogan: "Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
On the door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. May we help you pick your nose?"
At a dry cleaner's: "Our Satisfaction Guarantee: We'll refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"

Thought for the Day

Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.

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