Sunday, January 6, 2008

Knot String

A string walked into a bar with a few friends and ordered a beer. The bartender said, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string walked away, a little upset, and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he went back to the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, said, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here." So the string went back to his table.

Then he got an idea. He tied himself in a loop and messed up the top of his hair. Then he walked back up to the bar and again ordered a beer.

The bartender squinted at him and said, "Hey, aren't you a string?" And the string said, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

Pun Liner of the Day

Why are you driving me crazy when you know it's within walking distance?

One Liner of the Day

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

Murphy's Laws

After discarding something not used for years, you will need it not more than one week later. (Law of Irreversibility)

Thought for the Day

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station……