Thursday, May 17, 2007

King of the Jungle

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.

He came across two men: One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him, because even the King of the Jungle knows readers digest and writers cramp.

Pun Liner of the Day

"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed."

One Liner of the Day

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Murphy's Laws

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Thought for the Day

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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