Thursday, May 17, 2007

Graphs

A student at our high school a few years back, having had his fill with drawing graph after graph in senior high math class, told his teacher, "I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, and I'll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line."

Pun Liner of the Day

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

One Liner of the Day

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Murphy's Laws

McGillicuddy's Corollary: Murphy was an optimist.

Thought for the Day

I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.