Sunday, May 13, 2007

Fish and Chips

Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbled across a monastery and requested shelter there. Fortunately, she was just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted. After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of the brothers.

The first one said, "Hello, I am Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."

"I'm very pleased to meet you," replied the nun. "I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"

Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."

She turned to the other brother and said "Then you must be...?"

Brother Michael replied, sighing, "Yes, I'm afraid I'm the chip monk."

Thought for the Day

The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.

Pun Liner of the Day

Abundance: A big party held in a bakery.

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